In June 1977, the Sex Pistols' "God Save the Queen" ascended to the top of the UK pop chart, a fact so repellant to many mainstream Brits that some retailers posted a chart with a blank line where the number one single should have been.
That's the approach I'll be taking with the sporting news of the day. For me, this is the list of all-time home run hitters:
2. Henry Aaron 755
3. Babe Ruth 714
4. Willie Mays 660